I'm am/was, a c.o. man, everything is red/white.
3 Dr.s were talking at a medical conference, when they realized they were all company Dr.s for phone companies. #1 says I hate to do surgery, but it's fairly easy on I&R men, they're color coded. #2 says c.o. men are easier, when you open them up not only are they color coded, but there is a wiring diagram included. #3 says you're both wrong, supervisors are the easiest. They only have 2 working parts, a mouth and an a**hole, and they're interchangeable.