Oliver Farmall actually has it right. Put your hot dogs in the slots, push the spear forward to hold 'em in place and head for the campfire. I've been cleaning out the garage while it's been cold out and found this on the back of a shelf.
While digging around I pulled this old lumber yard apron out of a box. I like the phone number on it. Reminds me of Junior Samples' BR-549.
I guess I better hang this stuff on a wall somewhere.