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Postby Eugene » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:46 pm

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Drying sun flower seeds.

Major box store provided items for a high school fund raiser. At the end of the fund raiser there were a bunch, 50 or 60, small panty hose left over and the box store didn't want them back. I took them home, not knowing what I was going to do with them.

The panty hose waist is about 8 inches in diameter and legs about 5 feet long. I'm pretty sure there are not many girls 10 feet tall and skinny as a telephone pole.

I have used the legs to tie up vegetables and straighten small trees. Found lots of uses for them.

And No, they don't fit me.
I have an excuse. CRS.
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Re: Panty Hose

Postby dgrapes59 » Sat Sep 03, 2011 7:52 pm

Now that was quick thinking Eugene! "oh honey I got them to ... uh.. dry sun flower seeds in.. yea, that is why"

OK, seriously, good creative idea!
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Re: Panty Hose

Postby ricky racer » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:18 pm

Eugene wrote:And No, they don't fit me.


I'm going to assume there is a reason you know this?? :lol: :lol:
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Re: Panty Hose

Postby Eugene » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:22 pm

ricky racer wrote:
Eugene wrote:And No, they don't fit me.

I'm going to assume there is a reason you know this?? :lol: :lol:


Eugene wrote:The panty hose waist is about 8 inches in diameter and legs about 5 feet long.
Unfortunately I have a 40 inch waist. I think one of my thighs is bigger around that the top of the panty hose.
I have an excuse. CRS.
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Re: Panty Hose

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:31 pm

Are you saying they will not stretch that far. :lol:
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Re: Panty Hose

Postby Eugene » Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:42 pm

I have that feeling - the one that says - maybe posting this topic wasn't such a good idea. :oops:
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Re: Panty Hose

Postby Daniel Barbee » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:48 am

Eugene wrote:I have that feeling - the one that says - maybe posting this topic wasn't such a good idea. :oops:


Yeah, I haven't been in this group very long but even I could tell they weren't going to pass up on that opportunity. :D
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Re: Panty Hose

Postby Tezell » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:52 am

I am surprised there has not been more comment.

Go Mr. Eugene!!!!! :bellylaugh:
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Re: Panty Hose

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:32 pm

tezell63 wrote:I am surprised there has not been more comment......:
We are trying to be politically correct. :crazyline:
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Re: Panty Hose

Postby Mr E » Sun Sep 04, 2011 1:23 pm

ricky racer wrote:
Eugene wrote:And No, they don't fit me.


I'm going to assume there is a reason you know this?? :lol: :lol:


Ricky,
You beat me to that remark. :lol:
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