Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:45 pm
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went camping. In the middle of the night, Holmes awoke and asked his friend, "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
"I see millions of stars," Watson replied.
"What does that tell you?"
"Astronomically, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Theologically, I see that God is all powerful. Why, what does it tell you?"
"Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."