Farmall Cub

A man forgot his wife's birthday and she let him have it. She said, "when I go outside tomorrow there better be something in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 2 seconds. The next day she went out and found a neatly wrapped package in the driveway. When she opened it, she found a brand new bathroom scale. His funeral is on Wednesday.

Hope you like this one as much as I did, Bob

Good One, David C.

Very Very good

Good one Bob, I'm afraid if I were to do that I would be paying for a house I'm not living in.