Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:29 pm
thougth all of my fellow retired telco employees would appreciate this. LOL
A new patient was quite upset when a nurse led
him to a small curtained exam room and told him
to completely undress.
"But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown
toenail'", he protested.
"Our rule is that everyone must undress", the nurse
replied as she handed him a very skimpy gown.
"That's a stupid rule, making me undress just to look
at my toe," the patient grumbled.
"That's nothing," growled a voice from the other side
of the curtain, "I just came to fix the phones."
Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:35 pm
One of the guys I worked with would go into the switchboard room. One of the operators would say "Oh you must be the telephone man". Artie would answer "No I am really a brain surgan"