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Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:29 pm

thougth all of my fellow retired telco employees would appreciate this. LOL

A new patient was quite upset when a nurse led
him to a small curtained exam room and told him
to completely undress.
"But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown
toenail'", he protested.

"Our rule is that everyone must undress", the nurse
replied as she handed him a very skimpy gown.

"That's a stupid rule, making me undress just to look
at my toe," the patient grumbled.

"That's nothing," growled a voice from the other side
of the curtain, "I just came to fix the phones."
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Postby beaconlight » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:35 pm

One of the guys I worked with would go into the switchboard room. One of the operators would say "Oh you must be the telephone man". Artie would answer "No I am really a brain surgan"


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Postby Patbretagne » Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:08 am

John, That's good :lol:

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