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Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Wed Nov 23, 2005 7:29 pm

thougth all of my fellow retired telco employees would appreciate this. LOL

A new patient was quite upset when a nurse led
him to a small curtained exam room and told him
to completely undress.
"But I only want the doctor to look at an ingrown
toenail'", he protested.

"Our rule is that everyone must undress", the nurse
replied as she handed him a very skimpy gown.

"That's a stupid rule, making me undress just to look
at my toe," the patient grumbled.

"That's nothing," growled a voice from the other side
of the curtain, "I just came to fix the phones."
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government
to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the
government lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." Patrick Henry
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Postby beaconlight » Thu Nov 24, 2005 8:35 pm

One of the guys I worked with would go into the switchboard room. One of the operators would say "Oh you must be the telephone man". Artie would answer "No I am really a brain surgan"


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Postby Patbretagne » Sun Nov 27, 2005 4:08 am

John, That's good :lol:
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