new virus (joke)

[cowboy]

There is a new virus.

The code name is WORK. If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss,
via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances.

This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends
and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after three
rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your
system.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you
realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by
this virus and WORK already controls your life.

If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five
friends. Then retry.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive, so I'm headed for
the bar anyway... it never hurts to be safe.

[jostev]

That's very funny Billy

Johnny

[lildog]

Here's my personal favorite:

Subject: The Gullibility Virus
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WASHINGTON, D.C.- The Institute for the Investigation of irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows up in their Inbox or on their browser. The Gullibility Virus, as it is called, apparently makes people believe and forward copies of silly hoaxes relating to E-Mail viruses, get-rich-quick schemes, and conspiracy theories. "These are not just readers of tabloids or people who buy lottery tickets based on fortune cookie numbers," a spokesman said. "Most are otherwise normal people, who would laugh at the same stories if told to them by a stranger on a street corner."

However, once these same people become infected with the Gullibility Virus, they believe anything they read on the Internet. "My immunity to tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone," reported one weeping victim. "I believe every warning message and sick child story my friends forward to me, even though most of the messages are anonymous."

Internet users are urged to examine themselves for symptoms of the virus, which include the following:

the willingness to believe improbable stories without thinking
the urge to forward multiple copies of such stories to others
a lack of desire to take three minutes to check if a story is true
T. C. is an example of someone recently infected. He told one reporter, "I read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost all shampoos makes your hair fall out, so I've stopped using shampoo." When told about the Gullibility Virus, T . C. said he would stop reading e-mail, so that he would not become infected. President Clinton has been advised by the National Health Council. He has had an emergency session with former presidents Bush, Reagan, Carter, Ford, and Lincoln. All agreed he should not quarantine the country. This is not being reported in the major news media to avoid panic. Anyone with symptoms is urged to seek help immediately. Experts recommend that at the first feelings of gullibility, Internet users rush to their favorite search engine and look up the item tempting them to thoughtless credence. Most hoaxes, legends, and tall tales have been widely discussed and exposed by the Internet community. Many companies have internal support groups to help employees minimize the impact of this terrible virus.

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Forward this message to all your friends right away! Don't think about it! This is not a chain letter! This story is true! Don't check it out! This story is so timely, there is no date on it! This story is so important, we're using lots of exclamation points!!! For every message you forward to some unsuspecting person, the Home for the Hopelessly Gullible will donate ten cents to itself. (If you wonder how the Home will know you are forwarding these messages all over creation, you're obviously thinking too much).


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You might get a kick out of my "Hoax-O-Matic Virus Warning Generator":
http://www.breakthechain.org/generator.html

[Lurker Carl]

Hey John,

Cathy and I had a good time with your generator. Perhaps you can tell we don't get out very much.

[cowboy]

They finally reseructed Lincoln Cool we need a real president agin. Thanks lildog.

Billy