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Postby beaconlight » Sun Jan 09, 2005 11:16 pm

My brother in law sent me this. Is this true??????????


A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied,

"This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

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Postby Bruce Sanford » Mon Jan 10, 2005 8:53 am

Just don!t get any in an open cut. 8) :lol:
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Postby Carm » Mon Jan 10, 2005 12:18 pm

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Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Mon Jan 10, 2005 1:32 pm

Where do you think they got the idea for the add ZOOM ZOOM?
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Postby Donny M » Mon Jan 10, 2005 5:49 pm

The founder of a company I used to work for Dr. Brown, told the story of a dog that would come into his yard on numerous mornings and do it's duty.
One morning just before church Doc saw the dog and grabbed a turpentine soaked rag. He called the dog over and wiped the dogs backside with the rag. Doc said it was the funniest thing, that dog scooting across the grass on his a$$.
When Doc's young daughters came out of the house to get in the car and noticed the dog in so much pain they started balling. So in order to get Doc's daughters calmed down (the funny part) he had to get a hold of the dog and wash his behind with soap and water :lol: :lol: :lol:

I guess some days you can't win :lol:

Another part of this story is that jeff m, of this board is in some way related to Dr. Brown. Small world :!: 8)
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Postby Jeff M » Sun Feb 13, 2005 9:08 pm

Donny M wrote:Another part of this story is that jeff m, of this board is in some way related to Dr. Brown. Small world :!: 8)

He was my great-uncle.
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