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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

Postby Arizona Mike » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:33 pm

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Postby Carm » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:54 pm

:D :D :D Thats really funny!
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