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Postby johnbron » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:35 pm

Heres a few words of humor and wisdom for Fly~Boys.



At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena, Japan: "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear No Evil For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing.
 
 
 
"You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3."
(Paul F. Crickmore -test pilot)
 
 
 
The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.
 
 
 
Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky. (From an old carrier sailor)
 
 
 
If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe.
 
 
 
When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.
 
 
 
Without ammunition, the USAF would be just another expensive flying club.
 
 
 
What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, the pilot dies.
 
 
 
Never trade luck for skill.
 
 
 
The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?" "Where are we?" and "Oh S...!"
 
 
 
Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.
 
 
 
Progress in airline flying; now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant.
 
 
 
Airspeed, altitude and brains: Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.
 
 
 
A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a row is all luck; three in a row is prevarication.
 
 
 
I remember when sex was safe and flying was dangerous.
 
 
 
Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!
 
 
 
Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries.
 
 
 
Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of doing anything about it.
 
 
 
When a flight is proceeding incredibly well, something was forgotten.
 
 
 
Advice given to RAF pilots during WW II: When a prang (crash) seems inevitable, endeavor to strike the softest, cheapest object in the vicinity as slowly and gently as possible.
 
 
 
The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you. (Attributed to Max Stanley, Northrop test pilot)
 
 
 
A pilot who doesn't have any fear probably isn't flying his plane to its maximum. (Jon McBride, astronaut)
 
 
 
If you're faced with a forced landing, fly the thing as far into the crash as possible. (Bob Hoover - renowned aerobatic and test pilot)
 
 
 
Never fly in the same cockpit with someone braver than you.
 
 
 
There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.
(Sign over squadron ops desk at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ, 1970).
 
 
 
If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.
 
 
 
Basic Flying Rules: Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there.
 
 
 
You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.
 
 
 
As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives. The rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks, "What happened?" The pilot's reply, "I don't know, I just got here myself!" [Attributed to Ray Crandell Lockheed Test Pilot]
 
 
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Postby Carm » Sun Feb 20, 2005 6:55 pm

I'll post this one at work, the pilots and we mechanisc will get a kick out of it. Thanks jb
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Postby Harold R » Sun Feb 20, 2005 8:17 pm

A young Captain summond the cabin crew for a pre-trip briefing. Hesitant, the elder lead flight attendant said, "Sonny, I was doing this while you were still in diapers!" Without skipping a beat, the young Captain said, "Yes ma'am, and I'll be doing this long after you're back in them". :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)
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Postby Paul B » Sun Feb 20, 2005 9:09 pm

One should strive to have as many sucessful landings, as they do takeoff's.
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Postby Donny M » Mon Feb 21, 2005 5:17 am

Pretty funny JB. Still raining :?: :?: 8)
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Postby johnbron » Mon Feb 21, 2005 8:28 am

Donny M wrote:Pretty funny JB. Still raining :?: :?: 8)


:roll: What was your first clue to ask such a question :?: OH!!,I know, Because cabin-fever drove me to post such nonsense huh :?: .
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