Thu May 24, 2012 3:46 pm
HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......
Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning
and messed him up bad. I don't Ithink Killer took part, but it was
hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in
the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.
Mon May 28, 2012 10:01 am
Hey what ever works.
Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:17 pm
That'd do it! Ask Ellie!
I'd post pix of the guns too, but they're leaning on the wall out by the boots! LOL