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A southern "security System"

Thu May 24, 2012 3:46 pm

HOW TO INSTALL A SOUTHERN HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14 -16 men's work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads ......

Bubba,


Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an
hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this morning
and messed him up bad. I don't Ithink Killer took part, but it was
hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in
the house. Better wait outside. Be right back.


- Cooter

Re: A southern "security System"

Thu May 24, 2012 4:47 pm

I like it!!! :lol:

Re: A southern "security System"

Mon May 28, 2012 10:01 am

Hey what ever works.

Re: A southern "security System"

Mon May 28, 2012 7:08 pm

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:

Re: A southern "security System"

Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:17 pm

That'd do it! Ask Ellie!

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I'd post pix of the guns too, but they're leaning on the wall out by the boots! LOL

Corky :mrgreen:
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