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Postby Tezell » Sat May 26, 2012 9:15 pm

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.

Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"

Neighbors feared him.

They believed he practiced magic because of the many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.

The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the funeral.

After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.
And I know he won't ask for directions."
"I ain't believing this!"
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Re: Dig,Dig,Dig

Postby ricky racer » Sat May 26, 2012 10:42 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Dig,Dig,Dig

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sun May 27, 2012 1:26 pm

I have left instructions with local funeral home that I want to be buried with a plumb bob in my pocket.
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to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the
government lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." Patrick Henry
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Re: Dig,Dig,Dig

Postby VinceD » Mon May 28, 2012 7:11 pm

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:
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