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Postby Eugene » Thu May 23, 2013 5:19 pm

Well now, I was looking for another word for someone who is addicted to tractors. Found TP in the urban dictionary. So thought what to heck, to wet to mow, mud in garden, nothing going on, Machinery of the Past or Tractor Fever are not on RFDTV today, check it out.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... tor%20Porn

Tractor Porn

Still or moving images of farm machinery, often viewed in an obsessively-voyeuristic manner. Tractor porn is often associated with the chronic inability to achieve any set task or other meaningful productive output in one's work day.

Tractor porn (or TP) can be broken into different categories. Eg. Large Horsepower, Tractor Pulls, Combine Harvesters, Dump Trucks, Balers, Power Sprayers, Furrow Ploughs, Nut Harvesters, Thrashing Machines, Farm Tools (horse whips etc), PTO Shafts and Small Equipment etc.

In recent years, a global movement has been gaining momentum in the voyeurism of images of improvised mechanical "repairs".

That TPS report didn't get done because C.W. was downloading Tractor Porn all afternoon.

I couldn't get any work done because Mr. Corn wouldn't stop talking about the Tractor Porn he consumed whilst looking for useless "bargains" in the clearing sale listings.

He must be a Tractor Porn addict because the way he repaired that connection with cheap packing tape was reminiscent of how a farmer would repair his baler using nothing but twine.
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Postby RUSSALL » Thu May 23, 2013 6:41 pm

Guilty!


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Postby Bob McCarty » Thu May 23, 2013 7:04 pm

I just hope my wife doesn't find out that I visit this porn site every day. :shock:

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Postby twotone » Thu May 23, 2013 7:20 pm

I check in here at least 5-10 times a day!
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Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Thu May 23, 2013 8:53 pm

twotone wrote:I check in here at least 5-10 times a day!
Only 2 or 3 times per day for me.
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Re: TP

Postby Former Member » Thu May 23, 2013 9:45 pm

6 to 8 hrs or more

get up=cubs

come in for lunch= cubs

afternoon rest/nap=more cubs

7 pm till 1-2am=chat/forum/local sales web site/ Ebay/ craigslist/ yesterdays tractor.
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Re: TP

Postby Stanton » Fri May 24, 2013 6:55 am

Ouch! That one hits too close to home. :D
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Re: TP

Postby Jason (IL) » Fri May 24, 2013 2:01 pm

Tractors is my hobby, Cubs are almost everywhere, even in my classroom at school. I can't seem to avoid them. So I to am guilty, I can never read or look at enough cubs and IH equipment on a daily basis. When I am stuck in the classroom I always check in to see what is going on. I can not avoid it.

Gotta love what some things do to people.

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Re: TP

Postby danovercash » Fri May 24, 2013 2:20 pm

Does watching RFD-TV on my I phone qualify, LOL?
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