...and that's when the SECOND and THIRD fights started

Tue Feb 18, 2014 9:03 pm

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Flo and Earnest were happily married for 40 years.
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They lived frugally, but they were happy.
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They never had an indoor John.
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They saved their money.
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Flo dreamed of having an indoor john.
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But Earnest did not want to spend the money on an indoor john.
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Finally, Flo said: "Dear, we've gone too long without one. Take the money from under the mattress, and buy a NEW JOHN, DEAR !!!"
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...and that's when the fight started !
Last edited by Bob Perry on Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:00 pm, edited 2 times in total.

Re: ...and that's when the fight started

Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:41 am

:Dito: :D :D :D

Re: ...and that's when the fight started

Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:09 pm

Good one!!! :D :D

Re: ...and that's when the fight started

Wed Feb 19, 2014 7:31 pm

LOL!

I did not see that coming!

Re: ...and that's when the fight started

Thu Feb 20, 2014 6:16 am

You're a funny guy Bob Perry.

Re: ...and that's when the fight started

Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:21 am

Danged Green tractor, on a Farmall site! Bob, are you colorblind??

Re: ...and that's when the fight started

Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:19 am

Hey Ed, green is good.... I keep mine parked in a brokerage account.... Symbol DE

There is a model 00 (double aught) in the barn up north, if the snow wasn't so deep I would bust it out and tow it around :lol: .

Re: ...and that's when the fight started

Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:38 pm

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Ed says green tractors don't belong on this site.
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Flo was very thrifty. And very handy.
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She could repair shoes, harnesses, and many other items around the farm with her awl.
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Unfortunately, her awl fell down into the well. She sent Earnest to town to get her a new awl.
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He came home with this blue awl.
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Flo said "That awl is for city people!"
"Go back to town and get a farm awl !"
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And that's when the second fight started !

Re: ...and that's when the SECOND fight started

Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:51 pm

Bob's been into the carb cleaner, again!

Re: ...and that's when the SECOND fight started

Thu Feb 20, 2014 8:59 pm

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"Earnest, you broke another pair of glasses?"
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"Earnest, that's 2 pairs in a week. Where is the case you keep them in?"
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"The case fell down into the well"
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"You need to go to town and get a new case !"
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...and that's when the THIRD fight started !

Re: ...and that's when the SECOND and THIRD fights started

Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:08 pm

Hey Ed, I don't think it's carb cleaner!!!

Re: ...and that's when the SECOND and THIRD fights started

Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:22 pm

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"Listen, you two need to just get along !"

Re: ...and that's when the SECOND and THIRD fights started

Thu Feb 20, 2014 9:34 pm

Bob, you should consider not hanging out in the ambulance bay with the engines running....

Re: ...and that's when the SECOND and THIRD fights started

Fri Feb 21, 2014 11:38 am

dgrapes59 wrote:Bob, you should consider not hanging out in the ambulance bay with the engines running....


Or, maybe he needs to stay there, longer!
Ed

Re: ...and that's when the SECOND and THIRD fights started

Fri Feb 21, 2014 1:06 pm

:thumbsup: