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EMF Field-Protection-Car-Polarizer If you want a good Laugh

Postby Kodiak » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:48 pm

I bought an old tractor all dusty and worn,
knew nothing about her just the year she was born
I washed her and greased her and painted her red
Now she lives happily right here in my shed.

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Postby Bigdog » Thu Sep 01, 2005 1:57 pm

That's about as legit as those $1500 fountain pens he has listed at the bottom. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Lurker Carl » Thu Sep 01, 2005 2:05 pm

What a rip-off! I'm sure there are plenty of suckers who will fall for these scams.

Here's the right way to protect yourself - and it's cheap. I wrap my head with aluminum foil and works best if your hair is really short. That keeps the harmful EMF from rapidly firing spark plugs from degrading my personal biosphere. It also keeps "them" from reading my thoughts. Unfortunately, it seems to amplify road rage.
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Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:54 pm

I see PT Barnum is alive and living in south Dakota.
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Postby beaconlight » Thu Sep 01, 2005 4:10 pm

one born every minute.

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Postby Bigdog » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:57 pm

Lurker Carl wrote:Here's the right way to protect yourself - and it's cheap. I wrap my head with aluminum foil and works best if your hair is really short. That keeps the harmful EMF from rapidly firing spark plugs from degrading my personal biosphere. It also keeps "them" from reading my thoughts. Unfortunately, it seems to amplify road rage.


That only works on negatively polarized positronic systems though. and you have to think good thoughts the whole time you are driving.
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Postby beaconlight » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:41 pm

Be a good help for Donny while climbing towers. It would keep his whatmacallit from being mummyfied.

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Postby Lurker Carl » Thu Sep 01, 2005 7:46 pm

Bigdog wrote:
Lurker Carl wrote:Here's the right way to protect yourself - and it's cheap. I wrap my head with aluminum foil and works best if your hair is really short. That keeps the harmful EMF from rapidly firing spark plugs from degrading my personal biosphere. It also keeps "them" from reading my thoughts. Unfortunately, it seems to amplify road rage.


That only works on negatively polarized positronic systems though. and you have to think good thoughts the whole time you are driving.


Unfortunately, my positronic system is older so it's the positively polarized version. What a pain, someone's always crossing my wires and then electrons rubbing me the wrong way. Thus I have to think evil thoughts.
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Postby Kodiak » Thu Sep 01, 2005 9:34 pm

The guy that posted this thing on Ebay was operating on the ......... DOPELER EFFECT
...that is the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly :?
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Postby beaconlight » Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:15 am

Reading Kodiak's ......... DOPELER EFFECT.... remeinds me of the guy one of my cousins married. His mother could have used one of these. The martians, the Russians and "THEY" were after her. It was a never ending battle. I am sure this would have saved her. Eventually her son went off the deep end and dissappeared. There came a time that he had to be instutionalized too. To think this modern ......... DOPELER EFFECT.... could have saved both of them. The most tragic part of all was that one of their daughters walked in front of a train in the midst of all this. It gives me the creeps just remembering. The ends people will go to fighting the demons with in them selves.

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