Heard Around The Barnyard!

[Barnyard]

"Do you think it's because that since all the holes are patched the dark can't get in?", said by a certain person one night when commenting how bright it seemed in the barn after the new roof was put on.

This will forever be on of my favorites, although I very seldom bring it up at home anymore.

[Rick Prentice]

Bill, that was funny, but not as funny as this one you posted

Rosie and I were sitting around the dinner table this evening and I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my Cub stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
I replied, “I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some dumb clown using my Cubs.”
She looked at me and said: “What makes you think I’d marry another dumb clown?”