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Smells Like Breakfast!

Postby Barnyard » Mon Feb 21, 2011 11:52 pm

Two guys are lost in the desert and are wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Jimmy says.........

"Hey Bobby, do you smell what I smell. It’s bacon, I think."

"Yeah, Jimmy, it sure smells like bacon."

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Bobby, Bobby, we are saved. It’s a bacon tree."

"Jimmy, maybe it’s a mirage? We are in the desert don't forget."

"Bobby, since when did you ever hear of a mirage that smells like bacon...it’s no mirage, it’s a bacon tree."

And with that, Jimmy staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 20 feet, Bobby crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Jimmy drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Bobby with his dying breath,

"Bobby... Go back man, you were right, it’s not a bacon tree!"

"Jimmy, Jimmy my friend... What is it? "

"Bobby.. It’s not a bacon tree. It’s


It’s





It’s



It’s a ham bush....."
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Re: Smells Like Breakfast!

Postby Tezell » Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:54 am

Your not right!!!!
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Re: Smells Like Breakfast!

Postby Rudi » Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:03 pm

yup jury's in.. something not quite right with that boy :lol:

Seriously Bill.. the girls busted a gut :-:-):
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Re: Smells Like Breakfast!

Postby Lildog Jr » Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:43 pm

what the... what does it mean? i don't get it :?
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Re: Smells Like Breakfast!

Postby Josh Blair » Sun Mar 06, 2011 7:49 pm

Lildog Jr wrote:what the... what does it mean? i don't get it :?



it means like an ambush where where you trap your enemy and kill them :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Smells Like Breakfast!

Postby Lildog Jr » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:53 pm

well... ok :Big not impressed:


:big not impressed: means: where i raise my eyebrows and turn my head as if i were telling a lie. and whisling like this:♭♪♭♭♪♭♭♭♪♪♪♪
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Re: Smells Like Breakfast!

Postby Lildog Jr » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:55 pm

not exactly into violence :roll:
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Re: Smells Like Breakfast!

Postby Lildog Jr » Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:35 pm

when suddenly a machine gun opens up,

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
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