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Leather Dresses

Postby Bill Hudson » Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:22 pm

Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why?
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It's because she smells like a new Truck.
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Re: Leather Dresses

Postby grumpy » Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:40 pm

I can relate to that. Thanks Grump
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