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Postby Mr Ziffel » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:00 am

There was a middle aged guy who bought a brand new sports car. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great!" he thought and floored it some more.

He looked in his rear view mirror and there was a State Trooper behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blasting. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at well over 100 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the State Trooper to catch up with him.

The Trooper pulled in behind him and walked up to the vehicle. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch, "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday the 13th; If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Trooper and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a State Trooper........ I thought you were bringing her back."

The State Trooper said, "Have a nice day."
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Re: Speeder

Postby Rudi » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:32 am

Priceless :lol: :D
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Re: Speeder

Postby Rick Prentice » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:49 am

That started my day off with a good laugh, Thank You :lol:
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Re: Speeder

Postby Josh Blair » Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:42 am

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Re: Speeder

Postby Lildog Jr » Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:50 pm

i'm still giggling, 'cause it was funny!! :lol: :lol:
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