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tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:58 pm

This morning, i looked under my pillow to see what i got from the tooth fary from the tooth i lost yesterday, but all i saw was my tooth, still in the bag. Then, we went out to eat, then, we went shopping. When we got home, i enjoyed watching a movie then i checked my bag to see if it was still there, but what i saw was not a tooth, but 2 cars i thought "what the heck, i dont get what happend." i told mom dad and dad what happend and me and dad had no clue and dad said "whood of thoght that the tooth fairy came dering the day!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:13 pm

That darned tooth fairy! Always trying to mix things up to keep you guessing!! Just when you think you have her figured out, she mixes things up and fools you! I'll bet you thought she forgot you!!

Mike in La Crosse, WI

Re: tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:47 am

Truth is, some days lots of kids lose teeth. The tooth fairy gets a little bit behind, but always shows up. :wink:

Re: tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Thu Apr 07, 2011 7:08 am

Hey wait a minute now...The dentist just pulled one of my wisdom teeth recently, and he didn't even give it to me when I left...I'm thinking there's some kinda racket goin' on here...Here I paid to have it removed, and didn't even get the quarter....($.25 was to going rate last time I hid one under the pillow) I'm thinking the tooth fairy is passing some major bucks under the table here...lol
Been feeling like I lost a few points on the IQ meter since then too... Then again, maybe that old meter is rusted up from non-use...
hehe

Re: tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Mon Apr 11, 2011 9:09 am

sdurnal wrote:Hey wait a minute now...

.Here I paid to have it removed, and didn't even get the quarter....($.25 was to going rate last time I hid one under the pillow)

hehe


Dude! It's obviously been a LONG time since the Tooth Fairy has visited your household! Near as I can figure, my kids have a gold-mine in their mouths! Latest T/F rates about $5.00 per tooth!! WOW!!!


Mike in La Crosse, WI

Re: tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Sun May 01, 2011 1:50 pm

$5.00 is going rate in Southwest Georgia too!

Re: tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:17 pm

while i was still in school, i lost another one and it seemed lake an entire MONTH just to get $2 :(

Re: tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:19 am

Lildog Jr wrote:while i was still in school, i lost another one and it seemed lake an entire MONTH just to get $2 :(


Sometimes the Tooth Fairy gets stuck in a "holding pattern" when flying around giving cash for teeth! You never know what the TF feels like giving for teeth. Was there a cavity in the tooth? Sometimes she discounts them for cavities...

Mike in La Crosse, WI

Re: tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:46 pm

$5.00/TOOTH IS THE RATE HERE, TOO.

Re: tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:59 pm

You may not want to criticize the Tooth Fairy, son. She may stop coming and you still have a few teeth left to lose. :D

Re: tooth fary., DERING THE DAY!?

Wed Jun 15, 2011 8:02 pm

WisconsinCubMan wrote:
Lildog Jr wrote:while i was still in school, i lost another one and it seemed lake an entire MONTH just to get $2 :(


Sometimes the Tooth Fairy gets stuck in a "holding pattern" when flying around giving cash for teeth! You never know what the TF feels like giving for teeth. Was there a cavity in the tooth? Sometimes she discounts them for cavities...

Mike in La Crosse, WI
i don't think so... :?
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