Got a funny that's clean or even an accidental funny. Let's all get a good laugh because it's healthy.
Keep it clean (we have youngsters here) and leave the politics and religious jokes for some other forum
Wed Mar 23, 2011 3:36 pm
While we were at DSCF we had breakfast every morning at a nice little diner in town. Rosie saw that the 'senior's special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.
'Sounds good,' Rosie said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'
'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.
'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.
'YES!' stated the waitress.
Rosie just looked at her somewhat dumfounded and replied, "Well,'I'll take the special then".
'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.
'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.
DON'T MESS WITH ROSIE!!!
She learned it all from me!
Wed Mar 23, 2011 4:32 pm
Gotta love a smart lady!!
Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:03 pm
never gave that a thought!!
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