Kids have the last word!
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 12:21 am
Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Class started before I got here.
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Marie: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this kid!)
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
Millie: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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Teacher: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher
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Student: Class started before I got here.
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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
Marie: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
John: You told me to do it without using tables.
__________________________________________
Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I love this kid!)
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
__________________________________
Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
__________________________________________
Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
_______________________________________
Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
Millie: I is...
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
Millie: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
Louis: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
______________________________________
Teacher: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
Teacher: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
Clyde: No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher
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