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30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:11 am
by Bigdog
30. She's only sixteen. She's much too young to marry.



29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.



28. Duct tape won't fix that.



27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken



26. We don't keep firearms in this house.



25. You can't feed that to the dog.



24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.



23. Wrestling is fake.



22. We're vegetarians.



21. Do you think my gut is too big?



20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy..



19. Honey, we don't need another dog.



18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?



17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.



16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.



15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.



14. Trim the fat off that steak.



13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.



12. The tires on that truck are too big.



11. I've got it all on the C: DRIVE.



10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.



9. My fiancé, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.



8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.



7. Checkmate



6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.



5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.



4. I don't have a favorite college team.



3. You Guys.



2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.



AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY (EVER):



When I retire, I'm gonna move north

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:15 am
by Barnyard
Looks like you're tunin' up for the trip next week. :lol:

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:51 am
by Gary Dotson
I'm not too sure about the Bigdog's timing!

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:19 am
by Boss Hog
Bigdog wrote:



18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?



AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY (EVER):

When I retire, I'm gonna move north


And I would love to move to West Va when I retire maybe around Spencer or something :D

and by the way No. 18 That be the War Between The States for yawl that live and was born below BH's

Great Post by the way BD

Boss

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:41 am
by Bigdog
With all due respect gentlemen, this came from Billy Ray......

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:45 am
by Barnyard
Bigdog wrote:With all due respect gentlemen, this came from Billy Ray......

That explains everything. He needs to spend more time getting the DSCF weather straightened out and less time making fun of his fellow southerners. :lol:

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:45 am
by Mr E
Oh NO! Now Billy Ray has got ole BigDog posting for him. What a supervisor. :{_}: :{_}:

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:09 am
by Cub-Bud
Hey :!: :!: Knock it off, you guys :!: :!:


:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:25 pm
by Jim Becker
Bigdog wrote:AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY (EVER):



When I retire, I'm gonna move north

One more summer like the last one and I might be ready to say that.

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:04 pm
by gcbailey
I think once you get above Morgantown no one has ever heard of "sweet tea", which that's getting too far north for me! :)

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 5:22 pm
by Peter Person
gcbailey wrote:I think once you get above Morgantown no one has ever heard of "sweet tea", which that's getting too far north for me! :)


We go through gallons of Sweet Tea during the summer, homemade and store-bought. :D
...especially when we have a summer like this past year;
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Peter (way north of the M-D line) Person

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:35 pm
by Yogie
gcbailey wrote:I think once you get above Morgantown no one has ever heard of "sweet tea", which that's getting too far north for me! :)

Local sweet tea here is so thick with sugar you could pour it on your pancakes. :roll:
By the way Boss, that war here is called the "War of Northern Aggression"

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 5:04 am
by John(videodoc)
:)

Re: 30 things a southern boy will never say:

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:33 pm
by Rick Spivey
Barnyard wrote:
Bigdog wrote:With all due respect gentlemen, this came from Billy Ray......

That explains everything. He needs to spend more time getting the DSCF weather straightened out and less time making fun of his fellow southerners. :lol:


Which part of this was making fun of someone??????? :)