1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out. -- Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
1 ) You are reading this.
2 ) You are human.
3 ) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4 ) You just attempted to do it.
6 ) You are laughing at yourself.
7 ) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8 ) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9 ) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10 ) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category
Have a great day, laugh, and then laugh and sing
It's a Beautiful Morning even when it may not be.
Remember: do not regret growing older, it is a privilege denied to many.