UTB'S FREE AND OTHERWISE

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UTB'S FREE AND OTHERWISE

Postby brichter » Fri Feb 01, 2013 7:38 pm

A lady goes into the heating and cooling store. She tells the salesman whe is looking for a heater. He says "How many BTU's do you require?" She replies, " I don't know nothing about no BTU's. Just make sure it is big enough to warm this BUT that is big as a TUB."
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Re: UTB'S FREE AND OTHERWISE

Postby beaconlight » Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:53 pm

I don't know how much longer you are going to live.
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