UTB'S FREE AND OTHERWISE

[brichter]

A lady goes into the heating and cooling store. She tells the salesman whe is looking for a heater. He says "How many BTU's do you require?" She replies, " I don't know nothing about no BTU's. Just make sure it is big enough to warm this BUT that is big as a TUB."

[beaconlight]

I don't know how much longer you are going to live.