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Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:33 am

I told my wife that I sleep good because I have a clear conscience. She said I was confusing a clear conscience with a bad memory. :cry:
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government
to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the
government lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." Patrick Henry
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Re: conscience

Postby Tezell » Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:54 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: conscience

Postby Rudi » Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:39 am

John:

I read it to Em, she started chuckling and said "hehe that's true". So I am wondering was she referring to you or to me :big give up: :big smile:
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Re: conscience

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:08 pm

Rudi wrote:John:

I read it to Em, she started chuckling and said "hehe that's true". So I am wondering was she referring to you or to me :big give up: :big smile:
She doesn't know me. :lol:
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government
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