Meaning of words

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Meaning of words

Postby Bus Driver » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:39 am

One day Noah Webster, the famous lexicographer, was in his office and his secretary was sitting in his lap. Suddenly in walked Mrs. Webster. "Noah Webster! I am surprised!"
"No, my dear, you are astonished, I am surprised".

Disclaimer: There is no reason to believe that this is at all a true story. Noah Webster was well known as a person of high moral integrity.
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Re: Meaning of words

Postby Steve K. CALIF » Sun Jun 02, 2013 7:10 am

I am astonished and surprised to hear that!
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Re: Meaning of words

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sun Jun 02, 2013 9:32 am

Steve K. CALIF wrote:I am astonished and surprised to hear that!
Me too, since in Noah Webster's time most secretary were men. :lol:
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