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Who's the best cook

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:37 am

Several years ago my in laws were visiting, and we were all down at my folks for lunch. My FIL (just as much a joker as I am) looked around the table, and asked "John, which of these 2 women is the better cook, your mother or your Mother in law?". The two of them had different styles of cooking, and both were great cooks. I looked Mr. Bradley right in the eyes, and replied"MY wife". I figured I would be eating her cooking the rest of my life. :D In case you are wondering, our 42nd anniversary is this month.
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Re: Who's the best cook

Postby Tezell » Tue Jun 04, 2013 9:48 am

Good answer Mr. John.
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Re: Who's the best cook

Postby grumpy » Tue Jun 04, 2013 1:43 pm

Best answer ever.
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Re: Who's the best cook

Postby Donegal Cub » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:12 pm

Smarter than the average bear Boo Boo,
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Re: Who's the best cook

Postby Rudi » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:29 pm

The first rule in any marriage if a question has multiple choices, the only one that counts is the one that your wife's name is in it :D
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Re: Who's the best cook

Postby randallc » Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:42 am

John, you always get it right --- even when it wrong! Hang in there man, your a fun guy to hang around.
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Re: Who's the best cook

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Wed Jun 05, 2013 9:35 am

My life is a real life version of Inspector Clouseau. :lol:
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