Why old people shouldn't bungee jump

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Why old people shouldn't bungee jump

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:00 pm

"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government
to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the
government lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." Patrick Henry
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Re: Why old people shouldn't bungee jump

Postby Rudi » Sat Jul 06, 2013 9:35 pm

Priceless John, Priceless :lol:

This is the 2nd time I have seen this and she is really funny.
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Re: Why old people shouldn't bungee jump

Postby danovercash » Sat Jul 06, 2013 11:06 pm

Have you heard the one about sending Left Brain to the store for cake making supplies? BTW, I think she is a retired school teacher from NC.
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Re: Why old people shouldn't bungee jump

Postby Thackery » Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:10 pm

My wife and I just watched a couple of her videos the other day, good stuff, we watched the one about the fruit cake shopping trip.

Good clean humor.

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Re: Why old people shouldn't bungee jump

Postby BIGHOSS » Sun Jul 07, 2013 5:32 pm

We saw her live in person in Nashville about two months ago. She kept us rolling in the aisles for 1 1/2 hours. She is proof that you can be extremely funny and clean at the same time. She is a former entry in the Miss America contest. For several years, she has been a convention and motivational speaker.
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Re: Why old people shouldn't bungee jump

Postby BJ Moretz » Fri Jul 12, 2013 2:12 pm

Funny Stuff ! Thanks for sharing that.
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