Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

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Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby chief » Mon Oct 28, 2013 11:40 pm

A guy told his girl friend her engine in her car could use a quart of oil, So the Blond did just what he told her.
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:33 am

I thought maybe she could not find the OIL filler cap because it said 710 on it.

that is funny, but i would not want to clean up my old escort after that, much less a nice looking car like that one. No matter how funny the video or good looking the girl. guess I am getting old.
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby Scrivet » Tue Oct 29, 2013 11:14 am

John *.?-!.* cub owner wrote:I thought maybe she could not find the OIL filler cap because it said 710 on it.

that is funny, but i would not want to clean up my old escort after that, much less a nice looking car like that one. No matter how funny the video or good looking the girl. guess I am getting old.
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I really shouldn't mention I didn't get the "710" thing right off. I looked at the video real closely and couldn't see anything that said 710. I got it after coming back to post the link above. DOOHHHHH!
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby Rabbit Holler Flash » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:15 pm

Lil bro keep poking a bear with a stick and you know what happens !! I get to watch the fun :{_}: :{_}: :{_}:
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby Boss Hog » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:10 pm

An Ohio blonde would have done it to a VW bug, same location :D
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby Boss Hog » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:11 pm

A WV blonde would have used reprocessed oil
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby Boss Hog » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:12 pm

A Virginia blonde would have got me to do it :D
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby danovercash » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:15 pm

Bet that's water in that bottle, but it still gets your attention.
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:48 pm

danovercash wrote:Bet that's water in that bottle, but it still gets your attention.
I wondered that at first, but I watched it again concentrating on the pouring liquid and it appeared to be thicker than water.
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby Barnyard » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:09 pm

Here is the Youtube version. It is hard to tell what she is pouring, but I doubt they would actually be allowed to dump oil on the road unless they had a pan under the car to catch it.

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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby Eugene » Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:53 am

Shortly after my son married my now blond exdaughter in-law. I gave them, actually her a pickup. Dropping off the serviced and inspected pickup, I told daughter in-law that the pickup used some oil. Showed her how to check the oil and other fluids. Informed her to check the oil every Monday morning.

Months later I asked daughter in-law if she had been checking the pickup's engine oil. She said that she had been dutifully installing a quart of oil every Monday morning.

Checked the engine oil level. 6 to 8 quarts over full.
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby Boss Hog » Sat Nov 02, 2013 1:09 pm

Eugene wrote:Shortly after my son married my now blond exdaughter in-law. I gave them, actually her a pickup. Dropping off the serviced and inspected pickup, I told daughter in-law that the pickup used some oil. Showed her how to check the oil and other fluids. Informed her to check the oil every Monday morning.

Months later I asked daughter in-law if she had been checking the pickup's engine oil. She said that she had been dutifully installing a quart of oil every Monday morning.

Checked the engine oil level. 6 to 8 quarts over full.


If son had of checked oil, may not be ex blond daughter-in-law :lol:
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby grumpy » Sat Nov 02, 2013 8:16 pm

I'd say its oil she's using, it doesn't splash like water would . You can see that when it's poured over the top flat thingy.
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Re: Blond Putting Oil in Her Car

Postby ArtN » Sun Nov 03, 2013 1:23 pm

I asked my daughter who happens to be a blond if she had checked her oil lately and her response was why....it hasn't been making that clanking noise again.
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