Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:43 pm
Ammo' Is Getting Scarce!
This morning 'I GOT LUCKY' & was able to buy 2 boxes of ammo..
I placed the boxes on the front seat & headed home.
I stopped at a gas station where a 'drop-dead' blonde in a short skirt
was 'gassing up' her car at the next pump.
She glanced at my 2 boxes of ammo, bent over & leaned in my window, & said in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading "some intimacy" for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"