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Ammo is scarce

Postby Bus Driver » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:43 pm

Ammo' Is Getting Scarce!

This morning 'I GOT LUCKY' & was able to buy 2 boxes of ammo..
I placed the boxes on the front seat & headed home.
I stopped at a gas station where a 'drop-dead' blonde in a short skirt
was 'gassing up' her car at the next pump.
She glanced at my 2 boxes of ammo, bent over & leaned in my window, & said in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading "some intimacy" for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
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Re: Ammo is scarce

Postby Barnyard » Fri Nov 15, 2013 2:59 pm

:lol:
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Re: Ammo is scarce

Postby Winfield Dave » Fri Nov 15, 2013 4:49 pm

Luv it !!
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Re: Ammo is scarce

Postby grumpy » Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:16 pm

:lol: :lol: :beer: :beer: :lol: :lol:
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