Ammo' Is Getting Scarce!
This morning 'I GOT LUCKY' & was able to buy 2 boxes of ammo..
I placed the boxes on the front seat & headed home.
I stopped at a gas station where a 'drop-dead' blonde in a short skirt
was 'gassing up' her car at the next pump.
She glanced at my 2 boxes of ammo, bent over & leaned in my window, & said in a sexy voice,
"I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading "some intimacy" for ammo?"
I thought for a few seconds and asked,
"What kind of ammo 'ya got?"
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Ammo is scarce
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There are two ways to get enough Cubs. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.
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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints
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