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funny things that have happened to me

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Thu Nov 21, 2013 10:03 pm

I thought maybe we could start a thread on this subject. Here is a beginning.

Joann and I had been married 3 or 4 years ( 41+ years now), and my in laws were up for a visit. We are all eating lunch down at Mom and Dad's, and my father in law who is as much of a joker as I am looked at me and asked, "John, which of these two women is the better cook, your mother or your mother in law?" My Mom and Joann's moms both were fantastic cooks, though being from different parts of the country they have two very different styles of cooking. I looked him straight in the eye and replied "MY WIFE!!" I figured I would be eating her cooking the rest of my life. My FIL replied with a smile, "That was a good answer".
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Re: funny things that have happened to me

Postby Donegal Cub » Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:23 pm

John that's probably the two reasons you are still alive today :{_}: :{_}: :{_}: and still married to your bride Joann. :lol: :lol: (i) Clever answer & (2) Correct answer :lol: :lol:
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Re: funny things that have happened to me

Postby BJ Moretz » Fri Nov 22, 2013 2:37 pm

My story's purpose is short but should pass on some hard earned wisdom.

Do not store your aluminum extension ladder on the side of your barn that has the electric fence running by. :oops: Luckily No one was around to hear my girly scream. :lol:
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Re: funny things that have happened to me

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Fri Nov 22, 2013 4:08 pm

BJ Moretz wrote:My story's purpose is short but should pass on some hard earned wisdom.

Do not store your aluminum extension ladder on the side of your barn that has the electric fence running by. :oops: Luckily No one was around to hear my girly scream. :lol:
One of the best laughs I have had in quite a while.
"The Constitution is not an instrument for the government
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government lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." Patrick Henry
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