A group of friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together
on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to
prepare the meal.
When it came time for Al and Jean to be the hosts, Jean wanted to outdo all
the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But mushrooms are
expensive.
She then told her husband, "No mushrooms.They are too high priced."
He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those
mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed."
She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison."
He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK." So Jean decided
to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her
smothered steak.
Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a
double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Jean watched Ol'
Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use
them.
The meal was a great success, and Jean even hired a helper lady from town to
help her serve. After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and
played poker and dominoes. About then, the helper lady came in and whispered
in Jean's ear. She said, "Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot is dead."
Jean went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the
doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will
call for an ambulance and I will be there as quickly as possible. We'll give
everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be
fine. Just keep them calm."
Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road.
The EMTs and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump.
One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and
pumped out their stomach. The scene was not pretty. After the last one was
finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will be fine
now," and he left. They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the
living room.
About this time the lady's helper came in and whispered to
Jean, "You know, that fellow that run over Ol' Spot never even stopped."
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Re: Old spot
That is great, I have to pass it on.
There are two ways to get enough Cubs. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less.
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Re: Old spot
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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Some days it's not worth chewing through the restraints
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Re: Old spot
Sarah & I enjoyed that story Keep 'em coming
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Re: Old Spot
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Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will Rogers
Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will Rogers
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Re: Old Spot
I have shared this already.
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