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Old Spot

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Old Spot

Postby Bus Driver » Sun Feb 22, 2015 6:47 am

A group of friends from the Cottonwood Baptist Church wanted to get together

on a regular basis, socialize, and play games. The lady of the house was to

prepare the meal.


When it came time for Al and Jean to be the hosts, Jean wanted to outdo all

the others. She decided to have mushroom-smothered steak. But mushrooms are

expensive.



She then told her husband, "No mushrooms.They are too high priced."



He said, "Why don't you go down in the pasture and pick some of those

mushrooms? There are plenty in the creek bed."



She said, "No, some wild mushrooms are poison."



He said, "Well, I see varmints eating them and they're OK." So Jean decided

to give it a try. She picked a bunch, washed, sliced, and diced them for her

smothered steak.



Then she went out on the back porch and gave Ol' Spot (the yard dog) a

double handful. Ol' Spot ate every bite. All morning long, Jean watched Ol'

Spot and the wild mushrooms didn't seem to affect him, so she decided to use

them.



The meal was a great success, and Jean even hired a helper lady from town to

help her serve. After everyone had finished, they relaxed, socialized, and

played poker and dominoes. About then, the helper lady came in and whispered

in Jean's ear. She said, "Mrs. Williams, Ol' Spot is dead."



Jean went into hysterics. After she finally calmed down, she called the

doctor and told him what had happened.


The doctor said, "That's bad, but I think we can take care of it. I will

call for an ambulance and I will be there as quickly as possible. We'll give

everyone enemas and we will pump out everyone's stomach. Everything will be

fine. Just keep them calm."



Soon they could hear the siren as the ambulance was coming down the road.

The EMTs and the doctor had their suitcases, syringes, and a stomach pump.



One by one, they took each person into the bathroom, gave them an enema, and

pumped out their stomach. The scene was not pretty. After the last one was

finished, the doctor came out and said, "I think everything will be fine

now," and he left. They were all looking pretty weak sitting around the

living room.

About this time the lady's helper came in and whispered to

Jean, "You know, that fellow that run over Ol' Spot never even stopped."
Last edited by Bus Driver on Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:56 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Old spot

Postby Barnyard » Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:42 am

That is great, I have to pass it on. :lol:
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Re: Old spot

Postby grumpy » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:20 am

:lol: :lol: :beer: :beer: :{_}: :{_}:
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Re: Old spot

Postby Donegal Cub » Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:45 am

Sarah & I enjoyed that story :lol: :lol: Keep 'em coming :{_}: :{_}:
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Re: Old Spot

Postby Mike in Louisiana » Mon Feb 23, 2015 9:08 am

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Re: Old Spot

Postby Bill Hudson » Mon Feb 23, 2015 10:36 am

:bellylaugh: I have shared this already.

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