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Theater seats for seniors

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Theater seats for seniors

Postby torchred89 » Wed Mar 25, 2015 3:25 pm

Theater Seats for Seniors


















An old man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the movie theater.




When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the old man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat."




The old man didn't budge.




The usher became more impatient.




"Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."




Once again, the old man just muttered and did nothing.




The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the old disheveled man, but with no success.




Finally they summoned the police.




The officer surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"




"Fred," the old man moaned.




"Where ya from, Fred?" asked the police officer.




With a terrible grunt in his voice, and without moving, Fred replied...




... "The balcony."

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Re: Theater seats for seniors

Postby grumpy » Wed Mar 25, 2015 9:10 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Theater seats for seniors

Postby Mike in Louisiana » Sat Mar 28, 2015 9:22 am

:D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Theater seats for seniors

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:13 am

I think his name may have actually been John. :x
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