After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they
call their sergeant on his cell phone.
"Hello, Sarge"
"Yes"
"It looks like we have a homicide here."
"What happened?"
"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."
"Have you placed her under arrest?"
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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Wet Floor
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Wet Floor
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Re: Wet Floor
1975 cub (LouAnn) serial # 245946, 1941 John Deere Model H
Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will Rogers
Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will Rogers
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Re: Wet Floor
Wonder if she was related to my wife?
If you are not part of the solution,
you are part of the problem!!!
you are part of the problem!!!
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Re: Wet Floor
John *.?-!.* cub owner wrote:Wonder if she was related to my wife?
Mine Too! John
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