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Wet Floor

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Wet Floor

Postby Bus Driver » Sat Jun 13, 2015 3:13 pm

After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they
call their sergeant on his cell phone.

"Hello, Sarge"

"Yes"

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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Re: Wet Floor

Postby Mike in Louisiana » Sun Jun 14, 2015 7:55 am

:D :D :D
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and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will Rogers

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Re: Wet Floor

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sun Jun 14, 2015 8:51 am

Wonder if she was related to my wife?
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Re: Wet Floor

Postby torchred89 » Sun Jun 14, 2015 9:36 am

John *.?-!.* cub owner wrote:Wonder if she was related to my wife?

Mine Too! John :D


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