Names instead of numbers

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Names instead of numbers

Postby Rick Prentice » Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:25 am

Here's another good one:
" Give your Cubs names instead of numbers, that way your wife doesn't know how many you have"
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Re: Names instead of numbers

Postby Barnyard » Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:11 am

Rick Prentice wrote:Here's another good one:
" Give your Cubs names instead of numbers, that way your wife doesn't know how many you have"

Hmmm...now you got me thinkin'!
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Re: Names instead of numbers

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:52 am

Roger Welsch said you should never line your tractors up or put them all in one place for the same reason.
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Re: Names instead of numbers

Postby Bigdog » Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:57 am

And you need to move them around so they don't notice when a new one arrives.
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Re: Names instead of numbers

Postby Barnyard » Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:01 am

I need to stop taking Rosie with me on these road trips. I think she's getting suspicious. I wonder if she'd like to see Memphis this time of year! :lol:
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Re: Names instead of numbers

Postby grumpy » Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:15 pm

I'm sure Rosie would love Memphis!!!
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