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by Bigdog » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:23 pm
Barnyard was driving home from one of his business trips, out west in Arizona , when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. Realizing the trip was going to be a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the old man if he would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the old man got into the car. Resuming the journey, Barnyard tried - in vain - to make a bit of small talk with the old man. The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Barnyard.
"What in bag?" asked the old man.
Barnyard looked down at the brown bag and said: "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my wife."
The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said:
"Good trade . . .."
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by Barnyard » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:38 pm
Yes it was... 
I don't believe in taking the bull by the horns. I took a goat by the horns once and that was enough excitement for me. Barnyard Bash CubFest May 31 - June 1, 2013 Click here for info.
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by Lildog Jr » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:06 pm
it, sadly, did not really make sense or make me laugh 
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by Hengy » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:50 pm
Lildog Jr wrote:it, sadly, did not really make sense or make me laugh 
Unfortunately, Lildog, Jr., you will have to wait a couple years until that one makes sense to you! It will be hilarious in about 25 years or so, God willing! Mike in La Crosse, WI
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by Jimdawg » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:10 am
WisconsinCubMan wrote:Lildog Jr wrote:it, sadly, did not really make sense or make me laugh 
Unfortunately, Lildog, Jr., you will have to wait a couple years until that one makes sense to you! It will be hilarious in about 25 years or so, God willing! Mike in La Crosse, WI
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