Barnyard and the bottle of wine

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Barnyard and the bottle of wine

Postby Bigdog » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:23 pm

Barnyard was driving home from one of his business trips, out west in
Arizona , when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road.
Realizing the trip was going to be a long and quiet one, he stopped the
car and asked the old man if he would like a ride.


With a silent nod of thanks, the old man got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Barnyard tried - in vain - to make a bit of small
talk with the old man. The old man just sat silently, looking
intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until
he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Barnyard.

"What in bag?" asked the old man.

Barnyard looked down at the brown bag and said: "It's a bottle of
wine. I got it for my wife."


The Navajo man was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking
with the quiet wisdom of an elder, he said:


"Good trade . . .."
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Re: Barnyard and the bottle of wine

Postby tomcat » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:37 pm

good one :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:
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Re: Barnyard and the bottle of wine

Postby Barnyard » Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:38 pm

Yes it was... Image
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Re: Barnyard and the bottle of wine

Postby John(videodoc) » Thu Mar 10, 2011 7:12 pm

ouch
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Re: Barnyard and the bottle of wine

Postby Lildog Jr » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:06 pm

it, sadly, did not really make sense or make me laugh :(
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Re: Barnyard and the bottle of wine

Postby Hengy » Mon Mar 14, 2011 4:50 pm

Lildog Jr wrote:it, sadly, did not really make sense or make me laugh :(


Unfortunately, Lildog, Jr., you will have to wait a couple years until that one makes sense to you! It will be hilarious in about 25 years or so, God willing!

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Re: Barnyard and the bottle of wine

Postby Jimdawg » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:10 am

WisconsinCubMan wrote:
Lildog Jr wrote:it, sadly, did not really make sense or make me laugh :(


Unfortunately, Lildog, Jr., you will have to wait a couple years until that one makes sense to you! It will be hilarious in about 25 years or so, God willing!

Mike in La Crosse, WI


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