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Community Service

Postby Barnyard » Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:16 pm

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. (The barber's name must have been Ed)

Then a lawyer came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The lawyer was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen lawyers lined up waiting for a free haircut.
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Re: Community Service

Postby RUSSALL » Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:48 pm

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:


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Re: Community Service

Postby ScottyD'sdad » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:09 pm

Bill, I'll get Bob Perry to revise some more art work, to get even with you! Ed
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Re: Community Service

Postby Barnyard » Sat Feb 04, 2012 9:11 pm

ScottyD'sdad wrote:Bill, I'll get Bob Perry to revise some more art work, to get even with you! Ed

Gee Ed, was it the florist comment? :lol:
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