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Barber Shop

Postby Tezell » Thu May 10, 2012 12:56 pm

2 QUARTERS or a DOLLAR BILL

A young boy enters a barber shop in Knoxville Tn. and the barber whispers to his
customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world ,His Family moved here from Alabama Watch while I prove
to you How Ignorant these Bama Folks are The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters
in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want,
son?'


The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. 'What did I tell
you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'


Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
of the ice cream store & says ; 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'

The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the
dollar, the game's over !!!!!!!!!!!'
"I ain't believing this!"
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Re: Barber Shop

Postby Winfield Dave » Thu May 10, 2012 2:05 pm

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:
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Re: Barber Shop

Postby Rudi » Thu May 10, 2012 3:56 pm

Now that is funny :lol:
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Re: Barber Shop

Postby VinceD » Thu May 10, 2012 8:14 pm

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:
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Re: Barber Shop

Postby Harold R » Thu May 10, 2012 9:21 pm

:lol: :lol: Good one.
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Re: Barber Shop

Postby daddydip » Thu May 10, 2012 11:16 pm

:thumbsup:
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Re: Barber Shop

Postby redfin » Sat May 12, 2012 6:55 am

Now that's a good one , Timmy :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Barber Shop

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Sat May 12, 2012 8:43 am

That boy knows a fact of life that many people never learn. :{_}:
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to restrain the people, it is an instrument for the people to restrain the
government lest it come to dominate our lives and interests." Patrick Henry
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Re: Barber Shop

Postby Goraidh (Jeff) » Mon May 14, 2012 10:32 pm

Excellent joke.
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