2 QUARTERS or a DOLLAR BILL
A young boy enters a barber shop in Knoxville Tn. and the barber whispers to his
customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the world ,His Family moved here from Alabama Watch while I prove
to you How Ignorant these Bama Folks are The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters
in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, 'Which do you want,
son?'
The boy takes the quarters and leaves the dollar. 'What did I tell
you?' said the barber. 'That kid never learns!'
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out
of the ice cream store & says ; 'Hey, son! May I ask you a question?
Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'
The boy licked his cone and replied, 'Because the day I take the
dollar, the game's over !!!!!!!!!!!'
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Re: Barber Shop
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Re: Barber Shop
Now that is funny ![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon_lol.gif)
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Re: Barber Shop
Now that's a good one , Timmy
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Re: Barber Shop
That boy knows a fact of life that many people never learn. ![Happy Dance :{_}:](./images/smilies/icon_dance.gif)
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Excellent joke.
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