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Mike in Louisiana
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4 husbands

Postby Mike in Louisiana » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:44 am

4 husbands



The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director,"
she answered. "Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years. After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now - in her 80's - a funeral director. The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

(wait for it)





She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."

(Oh, just hush-up and send this one on to somebody who needs a laugh.)
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Re: 4 husbands

Postby Stanton » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:05 am

:lol: Hee-Haw!! Good one, Mike! :lol:
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Re: 4 husbands

Postby Bob Perry » Thu Jun 07, 2012 8:14 am

:applause: :applause: :applause:
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Re: 4 husbands

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:06 am

now that is a good one.
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Re: 4 husbands

Postby Tezell » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:35 am

:bellylaugh:
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Re: 4 husbands

Postby redfin » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:15 pm

That's a Good'n Mike :{_}:

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Re: 4 husbands

Postby VinceD » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:18 pm

:bellylaugh: :bellylaugh:
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