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Get in Line

Postby ricky racer » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:26 pm

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 Feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said:

"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."
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Re: Get in Line

Postby RUSSALL » Wed Jan 02, 2013 9:57 pm

I love my wife, dogs and mother in law.
But that's funny. :lol:


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Re: Get in Line

Postby Jim Reid » Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:32 am

Ricky the snow must be deep and the weather to cold to get outside.

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Re: Get in Line

Postby Rudi » Thu Jan 03, 2013 9:44 am

If his other half sees it, he may be nose first in a snow drift :shock: :lol:
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