Jokes, Riddles, Laughs
Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:19 am
A local boy comes back from college to see his family after his first few weeks... 
Dad: Hey, sport, how ya doin'?
Steve: Good.
Dad: Made any friends, yet?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: How are they?
Steve: Good.
Dad: How are your grades?
Steve: Good.
Dad: Like your teachers?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: How's the "welcome back" cake taste?
Steve: Good.
They eat, visit, and other family members talk to each other, but Dad notices Steven is being very quiet. He shakes it out of his mind.
Dad: So, what major have you finally chosen?
Steven: Communication.
Dad:
Like my joke?
Dad: Hey, sport, how ya doin'?
Steve: Good.
Dad: Made any friends, yet?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: How are they?
Steve: Good.
Dad: How are your grades?
Steve: Good.
Dad: Like your teachers?
Steve: Yeah.
Dad: How's the "welcome back" cake taste?
Steve: Good.
They eat, visit, and other family members talk to each other, but Dad notices Steven is being very quiet. He shakes it out of his mind.
Dad: So, what major have you finally chosen?
Steven: Communication.
Dad:
Like my joke?
Re: Jokes, Riddles, Laughs
Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:26 am
Sounds like my granddaughter. 
Re: Jokes, Riddles, Laughs
Sun Jan 13, 2013 9:28 am
How many country/western singers does it take to change a lightbulb???
5: one to change it, and four to sing about how they long for the old one.
-Graycub
5: one to change it, and four to sing about how they long for the old one.
-Graycub
Last edited by Gray Cub on Sun Jan 13, 2013 5:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Re: Jokes, Riddles, Laughs
Sun Jan 13, 2013 10:20 am
Gray Cub wrote:How many country/western signers does it take to change a lightbulb???
5: one to change it, and four to sing about how they long for the old one.
-Graycub
i don't think most people actually long for the good old days, they actually long for their youth.. My dad used to say the only thing good about the GOOD OLD DAYS were that you were young and felt like fighting it. I agree with him.