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flatulence

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Wed Mar 06, 2013 11:23 am

a woman went into local Dr. office stating she had a gas problem. she stated she was passing gas all the time, but it made no noise and had no smell. Dr. examined her and asked if she had passed any gas while in his office to which she replied, yes, 2 or 3 times. He gave her a prescription and told her to come back in a week, which she did.

At the next visit the Dr. asked how she was doing, to which she replied she still had the gas problem, but now it was making noise. The dr. Replied "Ok, that clears up your ears, now let's see about your sinuses."
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Re: flatulence

Postby David C » Wed Mar 06, 2013 10:47 pm

Cute
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Re: flatulence

Postby Lildog Jr » Thu May 30, 2013 5:17 pm

this is funny
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