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Who likes you best?

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Who likes you best?

Postby Bus Driver » Tue Jan 07, 2014 6:21 pm

To determine who likes you the most, lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of the car. Come back an hour later, open the trunk and see who is most happy to see you.
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Re: Who likes you best?

Postby midmo » Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:24 pm

If I done that I could find out in about two minutes. :P
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Re: Who likes you best?

Postby Eugene » Tue Jan 07, 2014 7:46 pm

Got no dog, so he or she wouldn't be licking my face. Wouldn't take two minutes for the wife to start beating my A----- with the tire iron stored in the trunk.
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Re: Who likes you best?

Postby Mr E » Tue Jan 07, 2014 8:50 pm

I just want someone with experience to tell me how to get the wife in trunk and keep her there long enough to lock the lid. :lol:
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Re: Who likes you best?

Postby grumpy » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:03 am

Mr E wrote:I just want someone with experience to tell me how to get the wife in trunk and keep her there long enough to lock the lid.
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Re: Who likes you best?

Postby Gary Dotson » Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:02 am

That is a REAL BAD idea!!!
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Re: Who likes you best?

Postby John *.?-!.* cub owner » Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:16 am

I suggest not getting in the front of the car if it has the fold down rear seats as many do.
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