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Two guys are lost in the desert and are wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Jimmy says.........
"Hey Bobby, do you smell what I smell. It’s bacon, I think."
"Yeah, Jimmy, it sure smells like bacon."
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Bobby, Bobby, we are saved. It’s a bacon tree."
"Jimmy, maybe it’s a mirage? We are in the desert don't forget."
"Bobby, since when did you ever hear of a mirage that smells like bacon...it’s no mirage, it’s a bacon tree."
And with that, Jimmy staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 20 feet, Bobby crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Jimmy drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Bobby with his dying breath,
"Bobby... Go back man, you were right, it’s not a bacon tree!"
"Jimmy, Jimmy my friend... What is it? "
"Bobby.. It’s not a bacon tree. It’s
It’s a ham bush....."
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Your not right!!!!
"I ain't believing this!"
yup jury's in.. something not quite right with that boy
Seriously Bill.. the girls busted a gut
it means like an ambush where where you trap your enemy and kill them
Josh Blair in Mt.Pleasant TN
:big not impressed: means: where i raise my eyebrows and turn my head as if i were telling a lie. and whisling like this:♭♪♭♭♪♭♭♭♪♪♪♪
Last edited by Lildog Jr on Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:35 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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