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Tax Time

Postby Barnyard » Sat Feb 25, 2012 4:34 pm

I have worked for the IRS for almost 30 years and never did my own taxes. Since it is too cold to do anything out side I decided to do my own taxes today and guess what! It looks like I'm getting 4 million dollars back this year!! I should have done this years ago!
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Re: Tax Time

Postby Bob Perry » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:42 pm

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Re: Tax Time

Postby Bob McCarty » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:53 pm

Bill, All the rest of us get the form that has two lines:

1. How much did you make last year? $________
2. Send it in.

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Re: Tax Time

Postby Barnyard » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:57 pm

You'd think I'd get an employee discount like the folks at other companys get. But noooo not from my employer.
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Re: Tax Time

Postby Rick Prentice » Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:40 am

Let us know what facility you'll be locked up at, maybe we can set up a mini fest and come visit you :D
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Re: Tax Time

Postby Winfield Dave » Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:21 pm

Barnyard wrote:It looks like I'm getting 4 million dollars back this year!!
...certainly not because of the "Earned Income Credit"... :lol:
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Re: Tax Time

Postby v w » Mon Feb 27, 2012 9:05 am

Don't worry about audits. As you should know all they want is money. I speak from experience. Like fed and state of Michigan about $9000 worth. No fines just interest for 2 1/2 years. Six more months and I'd have been home free. "Honest error" not fraud. Will you do my taxes? I've got my eye on several toys. Vern
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